Amazing India!

(This one is a forwarded sms from a friend)

What is India??..

1. A Nation where Pizza reaches home Faster than Ambulance & Police,
2. Where U get Car Loan @ 5% but Education Loan @ 12%
3. Where Rice is Rs.40 but Sim card is free
4. Where people standing at tea stall reading an article about child labour from newspapr & say "Yaar Bachho Se Kaam Karwane Walo Ko To Fansi Par Chara Dena Chahiye'' & then they shout 'Oye CHOTU 2 Chai La'
This is our INDIA,
Incredible India...

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The Inevitable . . .

He knew that it was inevitable, but he had no idea that he would do it so soon. . When they heard the news, they could believe neither their ears nor their eyes. Its strong smell dashed into their nostrils and brought them to their senses. It has happened. They never had a hint of the revolution taking place so silently and secretly around them. Clearly he had taken enough precautions not to raise an iota of doubt in their minds. And while they were away for a few hours picking up supplies from the nearby market, he planned each of his steps and completed his mission. They returned home to find a surprise waiting for them in the drawing room where it was kept as a proof that he could do it too if situation demands for it.
A tray full of hot 'Vegetable Chops' ready to be relished with steaming tea from the pot.

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