Amazing India!

(This one is a forwarded sms from a friend)

What is India??..

1. A Nation where Pizza reaches home Faster than Ambulance & Police,
2. Where U get Car Loan @ 5% but Education Loan @ 12%
3. Where Rice is Rs.40 but Sim card is free
4. Where people standing at tea stall reading an article about child labour from newspapr & say "Yaar Bachho Se Kaam Karwane Walo Ko To Fansi Par Chara Dena Chahiye'' & then they shout 'Oye CHOTU 2 Chai La'
This is our INDIA,
Incredible India...

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The Inevitable . . .

He knew that it was inevitable, but he had no idea that he would do it so soon. . When they heard the news, they could believe neither their ears nor their eyes. Its strong smell dashed into their nostrils and brought them to their senses. It has happened. They never had a hint of the revolution taking place so silently and secretly around them. Clearly he had taken enough precautions not to raise an iota of doubt in their minds. And while they were away for a few hours picking up supplies from the nearby market, he planned each of his steps and completed his mission. They returned home to find a surprise waiting for them in the drawing room where it was kept as a proof that he could do it too if situation demands for it.
A tray full of hot 'Vegetable Chops' ready to be relished with steaming tea from the pot.

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Sambha of Sholay passed away. . .

Veteran actor Mohan Makhijani, also known as Mac Mohan (Sambha of Sholay), passed away on 10th May, at the age of 71 years, at Kokilaben Dhirubhai Ambani Hospital after battling Cancer for a long time.
In his 46 years of acting career, he acted in more than 190 movies including a Bangla film (Aashrita). Mac Mohan started his career on the silver screen of bollywood in the year 1964 with 'Haqeeqat' and his last appearance was in 'Atithi Tum Kab Jaoge'. Some of the superhit movies in which he acted are 'Don', 'Satte Pe Satta', 'Shaan', 'Kala Patthar'.
P.S. - Though Mac Mohan used to play negative roles all the time, i kinda loved to watch him on screen. I've grown up watching his vicious acts in movies yet i felt that he was like family. . . I got this news today so thought to share with you guys. . Are you guys fan of Sambha like me?

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One-liner T-Shirts!!

My friend P is crazy bout shopping (like most girls in the world) and she has a weakness for chocolates (again like most girls) and t-shirts. She perhaps has a collection of 30 or so one-liner t-shirts. The last time i was in her shopping team (oh yeah! She shops with a group of friends), she kinda forced me to buy my first one liner t-shirt thus causing my already light wallet lighter by 199 bucks. . :( A few days ago she was cribbing about the lack of funny one - liners in t-shirts in local market. That is when i had the idea to post an entry bout T-shirt oneliners. So i did some heavy duty research (copying from one source is plagiarism but copying from more than one source is RESEARCH) on the net and came up with my version of Top Ten T-Shirt One-Liners : -
1. Its better to lose a lover than to love a Loser. .
2. Hard work will pay off L8R but Laziness pays off NOW!
3. You have the right to remain silent, so pls SHUT UP!
4. Guys have feelings too. . But like. . . Who CARES!
5. Rehab is for Quitters.
6. Stop following meh! . . It ain't TWITTER.
7. Out of my mind. . . Back in five minutes
8. Give Peace a Chance or I'll Kick Your Ass
9. This shirt is SEE THROUGH when wet.
10. I'm not getting smaller. . I'm BACKING OFF!
P.S. - yeah i know it has some anti guy stuff (pt. 4) but you know i can't ignore the truth. . That is what generally happens to us guys!
P.P.S - Well i HAVE TO dedicate this post to my friend P who gave me this idea accidently for the sake of my physical n mental well being. . (u guys know what i'm talking bout. . Right?)

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My First Award!

Well i'm extremely pleased to inform you that i've been declared the winner of the First Caption Contest conducted by Lazy Pineapple, along with another blogger Amit. My congratulations to Amit too.
This is the moment when i'd like to thank my mom, my dad, my neighbours, the dearest and nicest of all the judges (i.e. LP), the little johnny who got stuck in the potty to provide us with the opportunity to participate in this contest. . Once again a special thanks to LP for giving me my first ever award in the Blogosphere! !

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