Friday, May 21, 2010
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One-liner T-Shirts!!
My friend P is crazy bout shopping (like most girls in the world) and she has a weakness for chocolates (again like most girls) and t-shirts. She perhaps has a collection of 30 or so one-liner t-shirts. The last time i was in her shopping team (oh yeah! She shops with a group of friends), she kinda forced me to buy my first one liner t-shirt thus causing my already light wallet lighter by 199 bucks. . :( A few days ago she was cribbing about the lack of funny one - liners in t-shirts in local market. That is when i had the idea to post an entry bout T-shirt oneliners. So i did some heavy duty research (copying from one source is plagiarism but copying from more than one source is RESEARCH) on the net and came up with my version of Top Ten T-Shirt One-Liners : -
1. Its better to lose a lover than to love a Loser. .
2. Hard work will pay off L8R but Laziness pays off NOW!
3. You have the right to remain silent, so pls SHUT UP!
4. Guys have feelings too. . But like. . . Who CARES!
5. Rehab is for Quitters.
6. Stop following meh! . . It ain't TWITTER.
7. Out of my mind. . . Back in five minutes
8. Give Peace a Chance or I'll Kick Your Ass
9. This shirt is SEE THROUGH when wet.
10. I'm not getting smaller. . I'm BACKING OFF!
P.S. - yeah i know it has some anti guy stuff (pt. 4) but you know i can't ignore the truth. . That is what generally happens to us guys!
P.P.S - Well i HAVE TO dedicate this post to my friend P who gave me this idea accidently for the sake of my physical n mental well being. . (u guys know what i'm talking bout. . Right?)
1. Its better to lose a lover than to love a Loser. .
2. Hard work will pay off L8R but Laziness pays off NOW!
3. You have the right to remain silent, so pls SHUT UP!
4. Guys have feelings too. . But like. . . Who CARES!
5. Rehab is for Quitters.
6. Stop following meh! . . It ain't TWITTER.
7. Out of my mind. . . Back in five minutes
8. Give Peace a Chance or I'll Kick Your Ass
9. This shirt is SEE THROUGH when wet.
10. I'm not getting smaller. . I'm BACKING OFF!
P.S. - yeah i know it has some anti guy stuff (pt. 4) but you know i can't ignore the truth. . That is what generally happens to us guys!
P.P.S - Well i HAVE TO dedicate this post to my friend P who gave me this idea accidently for the sake of my physical n mental well being. . (u guys know what i'm talking bout. . Right?)
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6 Responses to “One-liner T-Shirts!!”
May 21, 2010 at 5:28 AM
That's a cool list Savvy :)
I liked #6, #10
Thanks for sharing :)
Cheers!!
May 21, 2010 at 6:21 AM
hehe..nice :)
one from me
I don't gossip, I emotionally speculate :)
Do you know your neighbour?
May 21, 2010 at 9:40 AM
saw a crazy one today (very pro guy !) :
'I drink to make you look pretty !'
May 21, 2010 at 11:08 AM
I love such Tees too..and I have blogged about it..
http://www.nehasilam.com/2010/04/indian-outfits-and-me.html
I think this way, i will make you read all my old posts..I have had a couple of posts on one-liners too.. :) lemme know if you wanna read them..
May 21, 2010 at 6:49 PM
@chatterbox thanks!!
@LP hey that one is nice. . I would have included it in the post had i found it during the 'research' phase . .
@PAN hey that's a good one. .
@Neha don't u worry bout dat. . Coz it my problem! . . . Ok seriously i like to read stuffs with have fun 'embedded'. . So yeah! Bring it on. . I mean your posts!
May 21, 2010 at 6:49 PM
@chatterbox thanks!!
@LP hey that one is nice. . I would have included it in the post had i found it during the 'research' phase . .
@PAN hey that's a good one. .
@Neha don't u worry bout dat. . Coz it my problem! . . . Ok seriously i like to read stuffs with have fun 'embedded'. . So yeah! Bring it on. . I mean your posts!
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